- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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