- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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