- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

what is red and smells like paint red paint

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