- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A man died.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Gordon Brown smiles.

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

KOOKABURRA

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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