what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

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When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

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I was watching Fox news.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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In your case, maybe because it is time to stop thinking so much, and begin living life, if the world cannot appreciate a wise man such as yourself, maybe that man should stop being wise, and begin being happy.

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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