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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Hello penis

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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