How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A American seeking into mexico

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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