- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

okay so theres this guy.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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