- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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