Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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why did Kelsey fall off the swing? because she has no arms Knock Knock who's there? not Kelsey

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A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Anti Joke

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