- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

In Soviet Russia, there was a population of approx. 293,047,571 people. It was dissolved in 1991, it is now know as Russia or the Russian Federation.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

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