how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

a black man walks out of popeyes

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

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