- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

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