- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

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