What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Boxing on Boxing Day

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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