- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

My spelling is horrible

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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