The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

why dont they make black forks

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

My spelling is horrible

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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