- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

Yo Momma is not fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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