- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

I put my baby in a microwave.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

I'm so stupid that I'm posting on Anti Jokes!

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why couldn't little Susie ride her bicycle? She had Cerebral Palsy.

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Whats the difference between a house and a mouse If you think about it , quite a lot really

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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