Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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