- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What is Green and smells like Yellow Paint Green Paint

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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