Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Obama = ebola

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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