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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

You know what's catchy? A cold

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Amanda Knox walks home free.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

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