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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

you know whats not funny white boards.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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