Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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You idiot.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Anti Joke

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