- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

360 NO SCOPE

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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