What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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