Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

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Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Its children were just slaughtered.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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