What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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It works on whoever I have an emotional attachment with, for example people might be thinking you and I write in the exact same style, but I am actually copying your way of typing (spelling, word composition etc) this because we relate on a deep emotional level with people that like "get us" because they can act and behave like us. This again doubles the effect of the hypnosis, since when I get "super high on trance" and you feel that way, well, we both reach into the same wavelength, literally. Scientists and hypnotists supposedly have no idea as to why this happens, but I know, it is because our brain patterns are so similar, that even though we are at a long distance, your body believes itself to be an extension of mine and the other way around. How do I know this? Yogurt.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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12/23/2012

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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