- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

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Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

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What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Knock Knock Who's there? Immigration. You're headed back to mexico.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

I put my baby in a microwave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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