- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

Why was Stephanie sad? She dropped a washing machine on her toe

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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