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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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