Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

thumb_up thumb_down -12

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

thumb_up thumb_down -12

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

thumb_up thumb_down -12

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops