Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

12 in general

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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