Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

steven hawking walks into a bar

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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