- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Obama = ebola

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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