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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

If you die laughting, How are you telling this to me?

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

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