- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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