- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

A man walks into a bar. The force of the impact causes serious head trauma and kills him within a matter of minutes.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Guess who is violent. Osama

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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