- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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