Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

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What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

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all these jokes are horrible now

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Barack Obama.

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who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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