Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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