what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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So, there's a black man, an Asian man and an Irishman who are in a bar, politely discussing wether the Asian's phone would break if it was thrown from a plane in the Pacific Ocean. The black man says "Of course it would break." The Irishman says "I have no opinion on this..." The Asian man says "I think it would break, you are right John." Suddenly, a man enters.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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