- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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