- Anti Joke

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

what is the difference between a jew and a boy scout? a boy scout comes home from camp

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.