- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

penis. nuff said.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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