I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Anti Joke

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