Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why did a kid throw a clock out the window? Because he was adopted

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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NEVER

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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