Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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A man did not like this site

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Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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