What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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