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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

-6

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

-6

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

-6

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

-6

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

-6

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the black guy die? cancer

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms *Knock Knock* Who's there? -Not Sara!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

why did the black guy die? cancer

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!