- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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