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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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