A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

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What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

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