- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Suicide isn't the answer, it's just the solution. -by Ross

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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