- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

your mom was so fat that she died.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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