- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??