What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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