- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

A man penetrates another man.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

this website even though its hilarious.

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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