- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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