- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What's long and black? A long and black object.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

Useful Information: 2+2=5 4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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