Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Why did the balck man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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