What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

dallen loves penis

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or word combinations that begin with "F" and end in "uck," such as fat duck, so you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

It's likely that very few people will read this.

If you just read this, You're dead.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Anti Joke

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