There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Donald Trump

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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