- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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