- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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