- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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