- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

I'm Coming

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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