Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What's white and gluey Glue

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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