What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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