- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

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