- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

How can humans fly? Well if you run and jump of a cliff...nevermind you would just smash your face on the ground. I guess that isn't technically flying.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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