Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

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Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Lololol

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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