- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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