A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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YOU

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

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What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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