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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

quantum physics?

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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