- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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