- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

all these jokes are horrible now

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

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