- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

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