How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

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What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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