you see theres this guy.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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