- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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all these jokes are horrible now

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

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