- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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