- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Grace Ackerson

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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