Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats 2+2? 4

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