- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

woman's rights

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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