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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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