Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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jews

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Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did the black man drown? Because he grew up in a poor neighborhood, where no one had a pool, and so he never learned how to swim

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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