- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

knock knock come in

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

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