- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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