What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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