- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

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