What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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