What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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RUN

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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want to get screwed for four years? VOTE REFUGLYCAN!

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

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eoin burgin is fat

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

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