What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Actually it was me Josh brown

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

are you saying pam, or pan?

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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